E via email de la un best friend (Aditzu, pentru cei cunoscatori).
N-are blog/pagina, asa ca n-am cum sa-i trimit ‘credits’. :)

Stateau o soparla si o koala intr-un copac… si fumau marijuana. La un moment dat i se face sete soparlei care se duce la râu sa bea apa. In râu, crocodilul:

- Ce-i cu tine ma, ce esti asa de ametzita?

Soparla:

- io si cu koala stam si fumam marijuana.

Se supara crocodilul si se duce la copac, sa o certe pe koala. Se duce crocodilul, ajunge intr-ul final, se uita sus la koala, la care koala, se uita la el uimita si zice:
- CATA APA AI BAUT FA???

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Am gasit kestia de mai jos in email (asa ca, iar am sa pun souce: yahoo spam).
Merita citita pana la capat - e funny rau de tot. Ma gandesc la o adaptare pentru timpurile si personalitatile de la noi. :) Any ideas? :) Aaaa… si ca sa fiu subtil de tot: kestia de mai jos se lipeshte si continua ideea lu’ Subiectiv despre jurnalisti

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, and spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION
You are in New Orleans, There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, and disappearing under the water.

THE TEST
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It’s the President, George W. Bush. At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options- you can save the life of the President, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world’s most famous men.

THE QUESTION
Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer.......
Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

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Nu m-am putut abtzine nici de data asta.
O alta sursa yahoo spam.
:)

Hotarare de Guvern Nr. 6753/2006 :
Datorita cresterii alarmante a numarului de pensionari in raport cu
populatia activa, incepand cu data de 01.01.2007, pensionarii vor avea
voie sa treaca pe culoarea rosie a semaforului. Daca nu se constata
nici o modificare substantiala in raportul pensionari/populatie activa,
incepand cu 01.01.2008, trecerea devine obligatorie.

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Zeul muzicii: a dat din cap si a iesit rockul, a dat din maini si a iesit rappul, a dat din picioare si a iesit popul...iar in final s-a cacat si a iesit maneaua!!!......

Sursa: yahoo spam. Nu m-am putut abtine sa n-o scriu.. :)

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Am gasit un site care m-a dat pe spate. Si nu numai pe mine. :)
Merita sa-l vedeti…
Aaaa… fazele cele mai dure: incercati sa-i dati sa caute cuvine ca… ^#%$ si @%$#… you know.. those beep/beep words.. :D Are raspunsuri pe masura.
Si incercati sa nu scrieti nimic… just ignore it as much as you can: n-aveti idee de ce poate face.

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N-am rezistat fara sa-i fac poza. :)
Kestia asta se intampla prin zona in care locuiesc - mai exact cand ma intoarceam din parc cu bebe.

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Am gasit kestia asta pe net “DVD Rewinder”. Initial am zis ca e o gluma (good one). Am urmat linku’ si am inceput sa citesc ce si cum.

Too many DVDs, and CDs and not enough time to rewind? Are your DVDs running a bit too slow? The DVD rewinder is the perfect solution! This novelty rewinder comes with the exclusive Centriptal Velocity Spindle providing the world’s fastest DVD rewind!

The DVD Rewinder is a great gift for the technical savvy, the couch potato, teens with too much time on their hands, and the gadget buff! Novelty for you or gag gift for a friend.

The DVD Rewinder has a great black and fluorescent green color scheme with high tech styling! The DVD Rewinder will spin discs backwards and plays a “rewind” sound. You can also record your own “rewind” sound which provides unending possibilities. For the tech hip, the DVD Rewinder also has an additional MP3 port and plays a separate “rewind” sound. Rewind all types of disc media DVDs, CDs, and Console Games. But not just novelty, the DVD Rewinder has utility. It has a built in compartment that holds a disc cleaner. This compartment can be used to hold the cleaner, loose couch change, tooth picks, keys or other small items. A truly unique product with a truly unique design!

The DVD Rewinder requires (1) 9V battery.

Detalii despre a 11-a minune a lumii aici

Si ca sa va ‘speriatzi’ urmariti comentariile din pagina asta. Stiu ca unii fac misto, dar unii kiar o iau in serios. Eu credeam ca americanii sint proshti de bubuie, da’ de data asta nu mai cred: n-au nevoie de bomba atomica.. ii urca pe toti in avion si le dau drumu afara… fara parashuta.
“parerea mea”

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Dear God…
Instead of letting people die and haveing to make new ones why don’t you just keep the ones you got now?

Mai multe gasiti aici…

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:)

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In parcarea unde da balconul meu exista o masina, un logan roshu. Of course, e condusa de o blonda “fritz” style: paru’ scurt si se imbraca mai mult “military” style. O hushkita la prima vedere (hushkita si nashpeta la un zoom mai mare)
Faza: masina e noua: pana acum 1 luna avea nr. roshii, acum are nr. normal. Deci, o are de 2 luni, da? (pe putin)
Ei, de 2 luni masina aia are tzipla/ceolofanu’ ala pe tetiere; si nu numai: sub banketa din spate idem: ceolofan.
Asta nu-i nimic: in fata scaunului din dreapta ce gasim? :) Yeah, acelasi ceolofan…
Si are si mamaliga pe geam (adica e incepatoare - btw, e o distractie maxima cand vine si parkeaza - ultima data am stat la 2 (doo!!!) tzigari sa vad cum isi muta masina catziva milimetri (da, mm, nu cm sau m) mai incolo sau incolo ca nu-i placea ei cum sta pe trotuar. Sa va mai zic ca atunci cand pleaca bruskeaza masina ptr. ca e vaka si invarte keia cand e bagata in viteza? :))
Acu’ stau si ma intreb: la ce dracu tine ceolofanu ala in masina? Sa zica lumea care masina noua? Sau sa vada lumea cat de vaka e? Sau e atat de blonda incat crede ca ceolofanu’ ala e parte componenta a masinii?
Sau crede ca nu-i da garantia/asigurarea la masina daca nu aduce si ambalaju? :)))

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