Am gasit intamplator filmuletzu’ de mai jos. Pe acceasi pagina mai era un filmuletz cu acelasi titlu – diferentza se observa de la sine.
Oricum, daca la primu’ filmulez am ramas afish (la 300dpi :) ) la al 2-lea m-am tavalit de ras…
See them both…
25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age
1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Din seria “yahoo spam”, o kestie tare funny… in special ultima linie.. :))
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn’t apply to you.
Merita citite pana la capat (si cele cateva comentarii)
Postu’ asta e dedicatie speciala pentru Kelu. Dupa secole de ‘offline’ la BF1942, Kelu a dat in nostalgii.
Azi la birou ma intreaba de clan-uri, de servere si… de toate cele trebuincioase pentru a o lua de la capat. Care capat? Acel capat de-acum …3 sau 4 ani cand stateam la office si rupeam netu’ cu BF1942.
El s-a lasat..
Dovada se vede mai jos: 50 de victime si-am murit doar de 6 ori… si toate astea doar din BF109. :D
Ce zici Kelu, reinventam 21Pzr? :D
(asta weekend-ul trecut)
Si la finalul jocului…
So, Kelu, ce zici… some training sessions? :D Sa te invatz sa decolezi? :D
Am gasit kestia de mai jos in email (asa ca, iar am sa pun souce: yahoo spam).
Merita citita pana la capat – e funny rau de tot. Ma gandesc la o adaptare pentru timpurile si personalitatile de la noi. :) Any ideas? :) Aaaa… si ca sa fiu subtil de tot: kestia de mai jos se lipeshte si continua ideea lu’ Subiectiv despre jurnalisti
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, and spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
You are in New Orleans, There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, and disappearing under the water.
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It’s the President, George W. Bush. At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options- you can save the life of the President, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world’s most famous men.
Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer…….
Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Nu m-am putut abtzine nici de data asta.
O alta sursa yahoo spam.
Hotarare de Guvern Nr. 6753/2006 :
Datorita cresterii alarmante a numarului de pensionari in raport cu
populatia activa, incepand cu data de 01.01.2007, pensionarii vor avea
voie sa treaca pe culoarea rosie a semaforului. Daca nu se constata
nici o modificare substantiala in raportul pensionari/populatie activa,
incepand cu 01.01.2008, trecerea devine obligatorie.
Zeul muzicii: a dat din cap si a iesit rockul, a dat din maini si a iesit rappul, a dat din picioare si a iesit popul…iar in final s-a cacat si a iesit maneaua!!!……
Sursa: yahoo spam. Nu m-am putut abtine sa n-o scriu.. :)
Am gasit un site care m-a dat pe spate. Si nu numai pe mine. :)
Merita sa-l vedeti…
Aaaa… fazele cele mai dure: incercati sa-i dati sa caute cuvine ca… ^#%$ si @%$#… you know.. those beep/beep words.. :D Are raspunsuri pe masura.
Si incercati sa nu scrieti nimic… just ignore it as much as you can: n-aveti idee de ce poate face.